Hello

17. UK. I like things.

if [Shakespeare] was ever a modern Hollywood film director his ending would be the main protagonists holding hands along a sunset before getting machine gunned by an angry third person.
— (x)

Bold what applies to you.

  • I am a male.
  • I am a girl.
  • I am shorter than 5’4.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I want a tattoo.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. (Guy-handing leaflets out said “Nice smile.”.. that doesn’t count :(
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
  • I have freckles.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I’ve lost a child.
  • I have a job. 
  • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
  • I always do/did my homework.
  • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
  • I failed more than 1 class last year.
  • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve peed from laughing. 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing
  • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I was born with a disease/impairment. 
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
  • I had a serious surgery. 
  • I’ve had chicken pox. 
  • I’ve had measles.
  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Mexico. 
  • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Hawaii.
  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
  • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook/Tumblr.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
  • I’m in a relationship. 
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
  • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out of my house.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I am keeping a secret from the world.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve cheated on a test. 
  • I’ve ran a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested. 
  • I’ve passed out from drinking.
  • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed. 
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
  • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
  • I have been diagnosed with depression.
  • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.
  • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
  • I have been anorexic or bulimic
  • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
  • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
  • I’ve woken up crying.
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • I’ve seen someone dying.
  • Someone close to me has committed suicide.
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
  • I own over 5 rap CDs.
  • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with a celebrity.
  • I own something from Hot Topic.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I collect comic books.

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Real or Not Real?: i will never understand this fandom. maybe because i am 21 and many of...

gleekyhutcherson:

i will never understand this fandom. maybe because i am 21 and many of you are younger than me hence way less mature. why is Leas love life, or anything about her your business anyway?

yes i ship Monchele, hard. but if she were to be with anyone else i wouldnt get as drastic as you guys do.

Okay, *necessary inhalation of breath* here’s the thing… I’m not going to speak directly about the aforementioned ships or talk about being delusional shippers etc (because I’ll be extremely biased) but more about general ‘Ship/fandom Wars’.

So say there are 2 ships, ‘Ship A’ and ‘Ship B’ and they have many, many people who side with each ship. Those people are each and individually different.

One of the main reasons that arguments start is because of just one stupid person. A person from ‘Ship A’ will say something childish and tag it to ‘Ship B’. And everyone in ‘Ship B’ happily scrolling through their tag will obviously see this and assume that this opinion represents everything ‘Ship A’ stands for. Which is wrong, it was just one stupid person. Now, a person from ‘Ship B’ will be furious and get ‘Ship A’ back by doing the same thing, innocent people from ‘Ship A’ will be like

 which essentially is why when you see a stupid person post something, ignore it.

(apologies for the rant, I needed that.)

kutefans:

aww this photo is so cute ♥

kutefans:

aww this photo is so cute ♥

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